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I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Binoculars T-Shirt
I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Binoculars T-Shirt
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Some people unwind with meditation. Others journal. Birders know the real cure is spotting something with feathers.
Our "I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Binoculars" t-shirt perfectly captures the magic of trading stress for a pair of binoculars and a walk outdoors. Featuring a vintage-inspired design with binoculars that reveal a world full of birds, this shirt is a tribute to every birder who's ever forgotten their worries the moment a lifer appeared in view.
Made from a soft, comfortable tee that's ready for birding trails, migration hotspots, backyard bird counts, and spontaneous roadside birding stops.
Warning: Side effects may include excessive birding, unexplained detours to wildlife refuges, and the ability to identify birds by ear.
🦅 Perfect for birders, bird nerds, and anyone who knows that nature is sometimes the best therapy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our "I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Binoculars" t-shirt perfectly captures the magic of trading stress for a pair of binoculars and a walk outdoors. Featuring a vintage-inspired design with binoculars that reveal a world full of birds, this shirt is a tribute to every birder who's ever forgotten their worries the moment a lifer appeared in view.
Made from a soft, comfortable tee that's ready for birding trails, migration hotspots, backyard bird counts, and spontaneous roadside birding stops.
Warning: Side effects may include excessive birding, unexplained detours to wildlife refuges, and the ability to identify birds by ear.
🦅 Perfect for birders, bird nerds, and anyone who knows that nature is sometimes the best therapy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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