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Morning Woodcock T-Shirt
Morning Woodcock T-Shirt
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Start your day with a little strut and a lot of style.
This retro-inspired tee features the elusive—and amusing—American Woodcock, framed by a bold sunrise gradient that’s equal parts vintage cool and early-bird attitude. Whether you're a hardcore birder, a lover of innuendo, or just appreciate a good play on words, this shirt is sure to get a few double takes (and a lot of chuckles).
Soft, breathable, and printed on high-quality fabric, it’s perfect for morning walks, coffee-fueled bird counts, or just embracing your woodcock energy all day long.
🪶 Feather Fact: The American Woodcock’s quirky “sky dance” is best seen at dawn—because yes, morning woodcock is a real thing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This retro-inspired tee features the elusive—and amusing—American Woodcock, framed by a bold sunrise gradient that’s equal parts vintage cool and early-bird attitude. Whether you're a hardcore birder, a lover of innuendo, or just appreciate a good play on words, this shirt is sure to get a few double takes (and a lot of chuckles).
Soft, breathable, and printed on high-quality fabric, it’s perfect for morning walks, coffee-fueled bird counts, or just embracing your woodcock energy all day long.
🪶 Feather Fact: The American Woodcock’s quirky “sky dance” is best seen at dawn—because yes, morning woodcock is a real thing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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